Yo+momma+jokes

Dante and Javonte got a kick out of finding yo momma jokes that you would like! We definitely had a little talk about some of those.

Your momma said you were so ugly she fed you with a sling shot...

Your momma ain't goin' bald, it's her hair running from her face...

From taylor:

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.